Off Pitcher + Cup
Morning sex is the best. Morning breath is the worst.
If you don’t think his morning wood will last while you both skip to the bathroom to brush, you gotta keep the necessaries within arm’s reach. If your sensibilities are delicate, keep this handblown beauty by Esque for Branch Home filled with mouthwash on the bedside table. It’s pricier than most, but you can get a perfectly good one on the cheap.
Of course for hardcore bitches, a bottle of Jack Daniels will always do in a pinch.
As a fan of well-made things who drops and knocks things over too often to justify a splurge on breakables, I recommend swing bottles for the above and other uses.
Bormioli Rocco is a popular maker; Ikea carries Italian-made swing bottles as well. You can find them for under $5 pretty easily.
I’ve accumulated a few from all over, including the reuse of European soda bottles. Just soak the label off after you’re done. They’re charming, dishwasher-safe, reusable, and
if when one breaks, it won’t break your wallet.
Speaking of breaks: They handle drops quite well. I’ve only broken one (despite plenty of drops and tip-overs on my concrete floors). The base broke off so perfectly that it’s now a candleholder.
No more plastic or aluminum bottles. Stick a filter on your faucet (if you’re into that sort of thing), fill up your bottles, and stick ‘em in the fridge. Whether you’re pouring into a glass or chugging straight from the bottle, everything tastes better from a glass bottle.
Added bonus: Since they’re close in size and shape, swing bottles can be displayed and carried just like wine bottles. Hell, they can be your own wine bottles.